Lex

Me getting off the plane to georgia: *whips out a violin* where the fuck is satan

Your son is adorable

Why is everyone freaking out about Nicki/Taylor thing? all that happened was:
nicki: racism!
taylor: sexism?
nicki: no, racism.
then the media was just like:
media: NICKI MINAJ AND TAYLOR SWIFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH IN THE OCTAGON

worldpeaces:

when people who aren’t even in your convo interrupt you

deerstroyer:

when you finally bounce back after a rlly long depressive period

sass-on-flex:

zarryfooksquad:
fileformat:
who even uses celsius… like how extra
Don’t fahrenhate…….

thezarrie:

2012: omg my ovaries just exploded!!!!!
2015: i nutted all over my computer screen,, used it to recreate the mona lisa on my wall,,,, and i have been living off it for a week now